January 2012
197 posts
Tumblr is the reason why I can't make friends in...
effyoulucy:
You guys set my expectations too high. Cause of tumblr I expect my friends to love hip hop as much as I do, but I never find anyone that does.
December 2011
202 posts
But the Lord stood by me and strengthened me, so...
toocooltobehipster:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
No one ever replaces TV Remote batteries
lifeloveandhiphop:
They just smack the remote and keep trying until it finally works. This TV remote has had the same batteries since 1994, fuck with me.
internetexplorergangordie:
has anyone ever clicked this button
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You are a beanbag
The exact moment when someone strikes gold in a game of charades, a rapid sense of succession occurs within your head. The succession, in that they caught a glimpse, or rather discovered what was the error of your silent attempts at capitalizing on their distracted minds. Everyone is content that the act (literally) has been exposed for its true, dismal colors. Surely they’ve noticed how...
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ay, I’m sure I’ve gotten the contrived “MOM HANG UP THE PHONE” in the distance from people that don’t wanna talk to me. waaaaaaaah.
Show Me The Good Life: 100 Ways To Save Hip Hop →
goronnie:
Stop playing the same 5 songs on the radio.
Stop listening to radio stations that play the same 5 songs.
Stop blaming Diddy.
Stop Diddy.
Stop dubbing every new jack “the next great” this and that.
Stop charging body parts for shows.
Stop fabricating feuds to…
